SpaceX Euphemisms

link: https://x.com/Starlink/status/2038635185118588973

SpaceX, via Starlink X Account:

On Sunday, March 29, Starlink satellite 34343 experienced an anomaly on-orbit, resulting in loss of communications with the satellite at ~560 km above Earth.

It seems that "anomaly on-orbit" has joined "rapid unscheduled disassembly" in SpaceX's arsenal of euphemisms to say: oh God, the thing blew up.